Recent Photos

From the War Museum in Seoul and Hwaseong Fortress in Suwon.


Hey....I've only got a month to go, gotta pack in those cultural excursions.

Randomness

Since I've finished every possible episode of Dexter, and don't have anything else to watch, I suppose I could blog. I know I could read, but reading is, like, work or something. At least I'll be staring at a screen.










I'm going to be a student again soon. I'll have to sharpen up my procrastination skills. It'll weird to do things that don't directly result in me getting paid.


I frequently untag photos of myself on Facebook. Mostly because I have my eyes closed in most of them. I also ignore most invitations, even the well meaning ones.


I put my keys in my pocket today and then fell down my leg to the floor. Apparently my pocket grew a hole since the last time I wore these jeans.

I have 35 days until the end of my contract. And yes, I am bloody well counting.


Jew jokes aren't funny unless told by Jews. Otherwise, it's like a white rapper saying "nigga."


I would pay probably more money than I should to get my hands on the sign with the guy kicking.



Oh, incongruous Korea.

Shitty Art

Belgian artist Wim Delvoye's shit-machine.


















Signed and packaged final "products" were available for sale via his website, apparently for over 1000 dollars, but are now sold out. If anyone is interested in a reasonable fake, I would do it for half as much. You don't even have to buy me dinner first.
The artist has also produced stained-glass windows out of x-rays of people having sex, and tattooed pigs.

I like Louise.




















I suppose there is considerable debate as to whether or not a machine-produced piece of shit is art or not, but in the end he is getting away with it...and gets the last laugh.

Korean Celebrity Sighting

I saw this guy, with an entourage of significantly less freaky looking guys, out on the streets of Seoul this weekend. There was lots of arm flapping and picture taking.

I didn't have my camera on me, so I just flapped.

Kobe Bryant Can Jump

Gummy Worms

Today, after I came back from the gym, my hot water didn't work, so I had to take a very, very cold shower. Work was outstandingly annoying, and then we found out that the bank fucked up and no one got paid, which caused me to cancel my plans for tomorrow morning. Complete winner, this one was.
Then I bought some gummy worms, which made me feel slightly better.

Why don't you do something with your life?

I have been accepted into the Education program at the University of Toronto. Me gonna me a teacher!


Now I just have to pay for it...