Vacuum-packedImported
Organic
In a paper cup
Served by a Fine Arts student
Overpriced
With free wi-fi connection
Cold, bitter and weak
Fairly traded
This list was rejected by McSweeney's, but nothing stops me from publishing it (although I kinda get where they are coming from).
4 comments:
i like my coffee.
i like my woman.
intensely bold,
but a tad sweet
rarely decaffed
lukewarm
but iced is welcomed
never frothed--
that's too superficial
properly milked,
and sometimes creamed
You disgust me.
Slammed down on the table to revive me after a late night of drinking.
Ummmm and substitute men for women.
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